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Deep dish pizza is…only ok
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There’s no unauthorized breeding in Jurassic Park. That is one big pile of shit. Ian, freeze! Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you’ve got butterfingers? Look at all the blood. Well, at least you’re out of the tree. I’m gonna run you over when I come back down! Well, at least you’re out…
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I wish it rained pizza!!!
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Hold onto your butts. You bred raptors? Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you’ve got butterfingers? Dr. Wu inserted a gene that makes a single faulty enzyme in protein metabolism. Amphibian DNA. Remind me to thank John for the wonderful weekend. Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they…
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It’s fun to eat pizza.
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Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs’ skirts? How do you know they’re all female? I really hate that man. Are these characters…auto…erotica? He’s gonna eat the goat? Don’t you see the danger, John, inherent in what you’re doing here? Must go faster! Why didn’t I build it in Orlando?…
